Stuart

It's always semin to rain here in England.

I caught Murdoc lookin at some intrstin pronografie. Women and....animals?
i got swaped on the head. then caled a nob.

it was funny.

sory, that wos random.

noodle, as you may know, has gon misin. I realy hope we can find her.

rus is goin mad lokin for her...im startin to wonder if maybe he should
give it a rest an let us try. Murdoc even..oferd to help. Thas not like Murdoc at all.

Whats hapenin? Im worrid.

We'r nuffin without her.



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Im in a lot of pein right now.

Ive ben slepin a lot. Very tired. The cemera on the website seems to have frozen in place...

ive ben up and around.

ive ben suggestd by a friend to see a theraperson for all the problems that have ben going on. What are they caled again? therapis right? Yeh. Wel I spoke with a frend and they sugested that I se one.

So i might.

Lots of things have ben hapening..but youll eventuly find out.

I promis.

Jamie locks hiself away these days aparently and doestn answr the telly. Hes quite busy.
I havent taked to him in a long time.


I probably wont upat for a while. My internet is not working too wel.


Thank you for the commnts and birthday gifts and wishes. The gifts were loving and the wishes were very kind.

thanks so much.


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...lots of questions...

lots of answers...

just wait...

an youll see...

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Yea i got A-I-M. My screnneme is stuarttp2. same as my jurnel. okay. yes. im a very slow typr... but ill maybe eventally respound.

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Sorry I am having difficulty updatng evryone. Its relly hard becos im relly busy. You all know that i m sur. Thanks so mch for all yor commnts.

ill try to write latr. Thanks agen!

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Yeh we only won 1 grammy.

oh well. maybe next yer.

did you like the performance? i know yeh it was the sam as the EMAs.

but madonna was there.

we had been re-hersing with her for several weeks, thats why i havent been around, and im sory.

shes very nice, and i must say, i wos really happy to meet her.
our song colaberatid with hers. wasnt that neat? (: the director said that he thought it was interesting.

i was surprised when murdoc was on stage with her... he would normally do something scery and strenge, but he didnt! he wasnt at all interested in Madonna...he was only checkin' her out he said/ he claims
"im not interested in any women almost ten years older then me. she looked pretty young at first, then i remembered how old she was. I bet under that smooth skin is a bunch of plastic and thousands of pounds worth of surgery and botox."

oh.

plus..i dont think hes interested in women like madonna...this "material gerl" has a husbend. Maybe thats why he wasnt intrestid? i dont know.



well, Madonna complimented us after the show and told us we did fabulous, and she even gave me a kiss on me chek. She and Noodle got aleng grately. Noodle said she was very pleased to meet Madonna, considering her world wide fam. she said she was glad to play for her too.

i think it was fun. but murdoc wasnt so happy. oh well. hes been a stinka since the rehersals started.

De La Soul's laughing wos a bit strong and it made me crenge a little.

Rus started to fall asleep.. hes been taking medication because he's a bit jet lagged (we came form Essex).

I love America. I could barely keep my eyes open.

It was amazing.

Well, hope you all are thrilled for El Manana and Kids With Guns. It should be a real treet.

until later! thank you for the comments and sory about the hold off.

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so I wrote a letter to a friend who lives in Paris.

I cnt really writ letters all the much, but he's my mum's...mate's...son. So yeh my mum's best mate's son lives in Paris. He works in a bakery jst about a block from Noter Dam. :)

Noodle wos trying to convince me to go vist him (but i think she just wants me out of the studios)

I just mite you kno. I havent seen him in years.

Ontop of everything els, Noodle gives good foot rubs. I stepped on a splintr in the floor and she helped me take it out then she kind of just put pressur on the spot where the splint was and made littl circle movements...so maybe is not a foot rub, but it felt better afterwards.

Murdoc claims that he's written a brilliant new piece...

i hope its not like the last one... Rus got mad because Murdoc had a five minute bass solo...

and he wanted Noodle to say, "Look beyond the rising pile of compost into a landfill life" and he wanted me to sing some rubbish about loosing my sanity and wanting to hang myself...

i hope this new one is better..thigs didnt turn out so great last time.

sorry Murdoc but its the truth :)

anyways i have to go shower and clean up. Jamie is coming over to give us the update on some...appearance... I dunno. Later everyone thank you for your comments!

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..so it has been.

haha.

well..we did the switch.

and we made noodle do it.

she wos SO mad..... russel went into her rom and took her by the wrist, but she wos kickin him and yellin at him in japanese an clingin to her bed and she threw such a tantrum that rus was trying to pull her by her feet out her room, and on th way out, noodle had her sheets and comfert in her hands kickin and yellin. i had to laff a little cos it was funny but then she managed to get out frum rus's hand and she put the shets ovr me and fliked my nose really REALLY hard...
"FINE I WILL EXCHANGE UNDERWEARS" she said and skiddds down tha stares and goes into my rum and takes my drawer, carries it up to Rus's rum, and dumps his knickers all over his bed, then dos the sam with mine.

it was..so hilarious but.. the pane was teribl...my nose hurt.

but latr she said sory and we playd video games for a whil then watchd some...animated japnes cartoon called "Princes Moninokee" ot sumthin.

actualy it was good.

then latr we all met in the studio for a meetin..to discus further music i gues.

borin as usul. i fel right asleep..

then that was it.

oh yea and murdoc threw a cireal bowl at my head, cos i said that there was sheet of toilet paper on his boot..but mised and hit the wall instead.

haha..hes just jelous of me sometimes :)

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Wow, I'm teribly sory on the hold off...

We were quite busy, if you didnt know that already. :)

grammies...sleeping in...more sleeping...being interviewed by the MTV cribs crew... you know the jist.

Murdoc tried to tell everyone that he hit me really hard and that his aim was perfec... that it wos "right on target"

He hit me on the head.. how is that perfect? I would think he would have wonted to hit the poster of that cat.."Giblets" Murdoc calls the cat...
Why would he name it that? Why do we even have that poster? It frightens me sometimes..but Murdoc claims that its my favorit thin in the studio..

I dont get him some days..

Christmas was actually joyful. Heh...actually you might find this funny..

One Christmas Eve Murdoc dranks a bit much...we all sat on the sofa and watched old christmas movies...and Murdoc was asleep..(he doesnt necesarely take a leiking to holidays and that stuff...you know).. so Noodle headed to bed around..eh..I dunno..ten and then Rus and me went off around midnight or so... I actually went to bed round 2 cos there was a rat loose in my room..I had to scoot it out...but..well I didnt want to touch it so getting it out wos a litle harder than i thot.

..and Muds was on the floor with his whiskey bottle snoring where we left him... he breathes quite loud...

so the next morning me, rus and noodle all went to our enormous christmas bush (yes...thats right a bush..decorated with zombie heads..beer bottles and cigarette boxes..but Noodle added pocky to make it a litle more 'cheerful'. I thot it looked wicked until she did that...) and Noodle out of nowhere tiptoed into the room Murdoc was in holding a VERY large bucket of ice water... and..well...must I go on?

Yea..she dumped it on him..and let me tell you..
I think due to his old age.. he must have had some sorta paralize or somethin... he opened his eyes and looked up at Noodle, then screamed, bloody loud, but he didnt even move...
Just screamed...layin there...
for what seemed like twenty minutes...

Noodle bolted like lightning and...well I got the beating twenty minutes latr...
Rus had to help...but i woulda been ok... im pretty sure...

New Years...everyone got drunk.. but i remember a lot..i fink..

Noodle wasnt drunk...but...i think Murdoc may have poured her some shampain insted of sweet stuffs we bought for her... Murdoc was drunk before noon on New Years..so there is really no way of telling whether he was aware of wot he wos doin or not..


..ive never seen Noodle hiccup so much.. :D


But she was ok. She got really really angry with Murdoc and stuck a boot in his mouth while he was sleeping...then she exchanged me and rus's underwear (the whole bloody drawer) so Rus and I didnt know wot to do...i mean...i didnt want to touch his underwear and he didnt want to touch mine..

...

Then it snowed today, so Rus took Noodle sledding up on the hill and I slept in undr my warm covers..
Murdoc hasnt come out of his Winne for...I think almost 24 hours...im a bit scared..


I read your comments. Thanks a bunch..sorry I dont reply all that much... Im quite busy.. but ill try to make time to reply, okay?

TANKS. I think I should go and ask Noodle if shell do the underwear exchange...

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Been very busy.

Been harassed by many peple too... it's not cool.

:) sorry it took so long to well..write again.


i cam back and saw all the comments. :) I must admit..i went "bloody..f*cking hell..."

Noodle is jealous

So is Murdoc

Russel isnt. He's actually glad that he doesnt have to deal with it.

all they get is fan mail :D i get fan mail AND comments on my journal.

We did a piece for "Maxxim".

I think we all looked pretty good. Noodle wore that outfit probably..four times in one week. SHe seems to like it. I think she's picking up a new srt of fashion sense or sumthin..i dunno sumfin girly like that...

a lot of people were surprised to find out shs a vegeterien. You really didnt supect that?

She and I do this fun thing where we both glare at Murdoc when he eats stake or sumthin.

He hates that. :)

I have to go take my shower now.. then off and out with the gang to do........something....

thank you for your comments :)

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Wow I have never been more exhausted...

actually..yes i have.

but it doesnt matter. the band is so happy and we're just so incredibly thrilled that Manchester is over. it wos a lot of work..well in some shape and form :) dont get me wrong it was fun..but some other things were hectic if u read befor.

I got to fully sleep in and enjoy a good breakfast with the band...tho Noodle has been nudging me murdoc and russel to start writing again...music i mean. shes always working..when does that bugger ever stop? :) shes a lot of fun to have around but still...

russel's making something for dinner that smells great and murdoc went off for a little bit. probably at a swinger club or summink.

I popped in to chat with Noodle about some music and she was chewing her finger nails...it looks like she's picked up a nasty habbit...much like the rest of us. My smoking(which ive been..sort of cutting back on...heh..)...Russel's exsessiv eatin..Murdoc's drinkin and sleepin around..(with smoking added in there as well..)... and now Noodle's bitin her nails. It's kind of sweet tho because every time she bites nail polish on her nails she makes this little face like she just ate sumfin totally wretched.

:) Looks like things are back to normal again. :) I'm gunna go grab a pop...latr!
Thank you for all the comments!

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Like hell we did. Yea...it was awesome. Best band.

Did you like our performance? I didnt get to se it lke you did, but i hope you liked it, we spnt many many hours on it, with the whole set up and everyfin. We also had a prty when we got back, which was very cool.

Im updating from Noodle's new iBook she bought about a week ago. She has wireless internet all over Europe. How she got it, i dnno...but its 'mazing.

Who called me during the show I bet your all wonderin....

heh...

well actually it woz my dad. He called but i ignrd it at first, then later i thought it might be funny to pick up my phone and just hear his message infront of all of the world.

..But I thnnk Jamie may be mad that i did..

so yea.

and noodle was having some difficulties back stage, thats why she came on so late. She told me she wasnt gettin along to well wiff the hair dresser...but i heard that later the assistant manager went missing and wos found tied up with little red circles painted under her cheeks in a closet.

That's Noodle for you...dont make her angry. you should see the things she does to us.

Anyways, I have to go, lots of stuff planned today and tonight, and I'm lucky i even have a lunch break.

thanks for your comments and luck. :)

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yea...it is. it really is..

the show wasnt what you all mayave expected.

we didnt...really perform. we watched as Bootie Brown, Del la Soul, and all these other buggers performed. i cant explain the concert. I mean we were there and all and...

im confused. i need my pain killers and the hour is too early.

well i need some sleep cos we have other exciting shet to do tomorrow.

nighty night. you all are funny...i read every single comment. :)

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aww im so tired...

Noodle just gave me the biggest most annoying wake up in the world...

she litrally took my sheets and threw them off, put her cold hands on my arms and shook me real hard until i woke.

i really didnt knw what to think of that. so i just stared at her when she bent down with her freakish long bangs and said, "you need to know when to shut off the alarm.wake up."

There was my alarm, on the floor in three pieces... she must have beaten the crappers out of it... she said it was so loud it could be heard from the car park (so says Murdoc as well)

And now im eating my breakfast and updating my blog..we're off to see Dangermouse and Jamie...no bloody idea what they want but it could have something to do with Manchester this coming week or sumfin.

im debating whether or not to eat this banana next to me...

did you see the dirty harry vid? i had to put some sticky green stuff on my nose and shoulders to stop the burning.
We let the kids come to visit our studios...we had a little fiesta and then the children all got scared when they saw Jose (the costa rican zombie who lurks the lobby) and wouldnt come out of the kitchen. It was a nightmare.

thanks for your comments! Murdoc finally gave up on the cape...its obvious he hated how much we sniggered when he walked by everytime he wore it... and so now he says hes going to "make" a new one... lets se how that gos.
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Hello everyone.

Sorry its been so long.

Im exhausted.

were in prep for the show thats coming up. i still dont know when it is.

:) i got murdoc back. i was quite pleased with myself...
since he put pickles on my bedsde knwing im allergic, i decided it wos time to get him back for once
so i put bleach in the wash when russel wasnt looking. :D Russel likes to do the laundry, so i decided
to accompany him while he was..laundry-ing...(and we wash Murdoc's cape seperatly becos it smells wretchd...)and i just kindov took the tiny bleach bottle and squeezed it really hard into the wash....


So now Murdoc's cape is a pastl purple on the outside and pink on the inside..he's not too pleased about it. but you know wots funny?

he still wears it.

:) i feel accomplishd.

thanks for the comments!
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finally!

but also, the pickels got to me.
So now i have a small..bump trail on the side of my neck and awful headaches.

"The fuck, why are you eating pickles dullard? You have to be the stupidest piece of shit i've ever knwn." says Murdoc...
tryin to blame me. peh.

Noodle says hello. She's got a meeting with Jamie later and she just wnted me to tell you all that shes vry thankfull for your comments. I dont understnad...this is my blog..why is she thankful?


..she just swapped me on the head with a song pamphlet...

till later, ill keep you continuously updated and thank you for your lovely and some rather interesting comments :)

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Sorry it's been so long..but..
If you can believe this...
I'm still sick..thats why i havent spoken to you in forever.

But not as badly sick nemore. I took some Tylenal and something called DayQuill or summink and felt a lot better until the latr day rolled around. Then I felt ill agen and i just laid down and fell asleep. Noodle brought me some really interestin soup that tasted like beets. I thankd her but when she left i had to toss it into the toilet cos it taste like beets and i hate beets. wil they ever make a penut butter stew?
Murdoc thought it would be funny to leave a jar of pickels on my bedside.. and then by accident i knocked them over so i had to wear a shirt over my mouth to hide the smell 'r else id break into cold sweats, hives and maybe even some swelling in my nose. I was too weak to pic up the jar, so later on i took a picture frame and kind of bunted it out the door. it's now in the car park.
So anyways, I'm going to take a cold shower and then maybe play pool with rus and then go to bed.
hopefully i'll be better soon...thanks for all your wonderful comments. :)

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now IM sick dammit.

feeling really awful. murdoc keeps laffin at me and i cant do anythin about it cos hell either knock my face off or hell pour cold water on me again (like he did this morning).

Noodle has locked herself away to be away from me and the band cos she doesnt want to get sick or summink.

I got sick 3 times today...hope i dont do it again...dont feel to good... but eh... i guess you could say im pretty used to- well nevrmind.

cant find my bloody iPod!

think murdoc must have taken it...better go try and steal it back.

im going to go lay down now....im only writin cos i havent in forever.

take care thank you for the comments i read a few interesting fan fictions and saw this really brilliant pic of me and muds lookn up some pics on the internet. i forgot who drew it but its quite good and detailed. I really like it i may print it out.

chao
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Muds stopped pukin up..
its prolly cos Noodle mixed in some sorta meds into his coffee this mornin.
heh..shes quite sneakish..

anyways, im very tired.. just finished walking up a huge flight of stairs and now im ready to konk out.

ive been wandering around some sites today and i came across this one site that some girl drew of me and muds...well ermm..doing some interesting..sexual things..

im quite bothered, but more or less quite amused...that someone would draw that.

Why do I find it amusin? because if i were to even lay a finger on one of Murdoc's bloody coat seems he would rip my face off. heh..!

anyways...aside from all that i saw some other fan arts done on some different websites includint this one called Deevan Art or sumfin. Its really all brilliant, you are all great artists. Even you..erm...interesting ones..

Noodle is in the kitchen cooking sumfin that smells good.. its quite late so i dunno what she is cooking for... but maybe i should go keep her company and maybe even remind her that she owes me twenty pounds for this thing that she bought down town the other day.... then maybe ill go hang wif russel...hes always up late on days like these...you know..the slow days..
g'nite every1 sleep well

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bloody nightmare today it was...just awful..

we met with the stage mangaer....what an awful shit she was, not to be mean or nuffin.
she wos like "go and site down you ruthless dirt ball i only need Jamie to organize your stage placement its not like you have any say in this."
i was so confused. why were we there then?
Noodle got angry with her and began to yell at her in Japanese when she got tongue tied. Russel sat in the back and lisened to his ipod, beatboxing evry now and again...and murdoc...well ill tell you what happened.
since muds was still sick today (but Noodle forced him to go to the meetn), he was dozing off and complaining every bloody second we were there... then the Co-Director was sitting with us and explaining the way the gig was goin to- oh wait i cant tell you sorry- but anyways out of bloody nowhere Murdoc just leans over and pukes up all over me.....it was beyond disgustn..and i smelled like puke..
so now i have to wsh my jaket...i dont even know how to do laundry..

well..its late.. good night everyone. murdoc says, "fuck online blogs you bloke only girls keep those." Noodle says, "hello everybody, how are you?" and Rus says, "Keep it one yo. WOrD." (whatevr that means.)
thanks for the comments
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